i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via chimneyx)

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I wish I can find that one guy I can just talk to everyday and just be cute together.

(via rememberingsuunday)

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i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via marushkadoee)

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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock, via washroom-color)

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